First, an explanation:

Greg the Trumpet is a saxophonist. The monicker Greg the Trumpet was coined by a half-witted cutter at the once-esteemed Savile Row tailoring establishment of Denman & Goddard. Frank Byars, who shall remain nameless, was entrusted with

bringing into being a sartorial creation equal in artistic glory to the performance delivered by our eponymous hero at Denman & Goddard�s Christmas bash circa 1994.

Dazzled to the point of befuddlement by the horn player�s efforts, and ignorant of, amongst other items, his

surname, Byars hazarded a stab at the artist�s instrument (not literally) in order to identify him for their pattern archive. The denizens of London�s West End took to the nickname and, thenceforth, that became what, in this portion of the globe, he answers to.

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